How to qualify as a “Wrinkly”

If you can relate to any of one of the following, you’re well on the way!

1. If you go upstairs get to the top and forget why you went there, then go down to remember, go back up and get it and then forget what you wanted it for.

2. You’re going down the street; you see a young woman with a bare midriff and think they must be cold.

3. When you feel like the day after the night before and you haven’t even been anywhere.

4. When you go on holiday and always pack a sweater.

5. When you and your partner wear matching sweaters.

6. You open the fridge door and can’t remember whether you’re putting something in or taking something out.

7. When you turn a light off for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

8. When you start getting symptoms where you used to get urges.

9. You come home late at night and your partner believes the excuses.

10. When you get up in the middle of the night as many times as George Clooney, but not for the same reason.

11. When your more interested in going home than where you’re going.

12. When you bend down to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do whilst you’re down there.

13. When you carry your senses round in your handbag – glasses, hearing aid, false teeth etc.

14. When you have more fingers than teeth.

15. When you daren’t buy green bananas.

I qualified easily!

Boss Wrinkly