I’ve been 1st in a race - (3rdJune 2002)
I’ve been last in a race (28th July 2007) (twice!)!

My first and only ever win, (apart from Handicaps), was at the little known Calthwaite 10k, near Penrith………little known unless you are Brian Porter who was bought up in Calthwaite. I did 36:01 and Barry Peatfield
promised to buy me lunch if I won. I don’t think Barry thought I would win, but it was quite a small race! He went
pale when I crossed the finish line in 1st
place! But luckily for Barry, Calthwaite is a village without ATM’s, so the moths in Barry’s wallet never saw daylight!
I’ve been second last a couple of times
before in Vet 800 metre races, but
until last weekend never suffered the ignominy of being placed last and it
happened twice in the space of
about an hour!
I’ve enjoyed this years Vet Track races with Alex, so I thought I’d support young Karl and go to an Open Meeting. I was annoyed with myself for missing
Joanna Goorney had e-mailed me directions to Litherland, (

Levon was happy playing football on
some adjoining football pitches until his adopted friend had to go in. I was
enjoying watching the races. I had bought him the new Transformers PSP game and this kept him more than occupied for the
rest of the meet. It was a brand new track in quite a deprived area. Luckily it
was quite a nice day as there was no shelter. It has been shortlisted for a National Lottery award.

I couldn’t leave
I got to the start line of the 1500m with young Karl and felt a little nervous as I seemed the oldest there by
about 28 years!! ‘What the hell,’ I
thought; it’s only three and a bit times round the track. I wouldn’t get lapped
and it would be over in 5 minutes or so! Plus no-one knows me *
Blackpool’s Luke
Minns won the
race in 4:25:50 and he was a bit
down on his usual time due to the blustery conditions. I was last in 5:27:50 – a bit down on my usual times
posted at Cleckheaton, but I would
still have been last if I’d posted my Cleckheaton
times. I’d run great in training last Thursday
and had high hopes. However, I wasn’t disappointed and really enjoyed it. Karl was 4th in 4:47:20.
Alex and Karl had been texting each other with their times. (Alex had won a Gold medal at
We didn’t get a peep out of Levon. He was hiding from the sun’s glare under my T-shirt, saving
the world on his PSP. He had some
cake from Elaine, but left all the
currants.
The 3000m
soon came round. Instead of having three races, (Junior Men, Senior Men and one Ladies),
I suggested just having one race and everyone agreed. Again I worked on the
theory it’s only seven and a half laps. I was soon left in their wake – Danny Parkinson, (Kendal) and Nathan Riding,
(Ribble Valley), were way out in
front. I seemed to be fairly near Karl
initially. Every time I passed the javelin throwers, Graham Vickers gave me a shout as did Peter Gleaves at the finish area. Graham had thrown 23:15m
in difficult conditions and had beaten an established thrower, (who owned his own
javelins!). Graham fancies the
discus next time.
I tried to salvage some respectability on
the last lap by trying to reel in the penultimate runner. She kept looking
round, changed gears and flew into the finish. I had been lapped by the first
two and just kept off the 3rd
home. I did 11:00:60 Danny Parkinson won in 9:14:90 and Karl was 4th
in 10:11:20
On Monday
night, Howard Henshaw told me a
little bird had mentioned I’d made my Mid
Lancs Track debut! Howard also went
onto say, he could run faster than Luke
Minns when he was a lad!!

I can’t make the next two Mid-Lancs fixtures:
(Contact Karl Lee on 07921 180489,
though Karl can’t make Hyndburn either)
11/08/2007
Hyndburn. (It
clashes was Leicester v
25/08/2007
15/08/2007
30/09/2007
Hynburn.
Remaining NVAC
Track and Field:-
(Contact Alex Rowe
on 07811 550315)
Written by: Martin
Bates
Submitted: 1st
August 2007
Edited by: Brenda J
Earnshaw WRR Editor