Lonely Hearts Section

 

Steve Myerscough seeks lost love, who can only be named, (for legal reasons), as PeeBie.

 

Steve last saw his beloved PeeBie over 2 years ago on the promenade at Blackpool. She has since vanished in to thin air.

 

Back in the heady days of 2006 Steve regularly flirted with PeeBie and was very happy. It seemed as if PeeBie would be around forever.

 

PeeBie seems to have deserted him after Steve's new love affair with the marathon. There is a rumour that PeeBie was filled with jealously at Steve's new love.

 

Heartbroken, Steve now desperately seeks PeeBie. Please contact him if you have any news where she is.

 

It is thought PeeBie may be having an affair with other Wesham runners. Steve says PeeBie just might be a serial flirter, and may date anyone willing to put in the time and effort with her. This will not deter him - "I will win her heart back" he recently declared after being wined and dined by her ugly sister Pee Double-u.

 

Written by: Steve Myerscough

Submitted: 26th May 2011