The Mid (MUD) Lancs Cross Country

Lancaster university

saturday, 20th January 2007

From a Marshal’s perpespective

 

Well here is my report as mentioned by Brian and written in the recent style of Brian i.e. ‘I didn’t do it but I observed’.

 

My first introduction to this race came with the email from Dave asking for marshals. Peter said it would be fun so agreed – first mistake! As you many of you know I have been having a ‘bit of bovver’ with my computer and “No Boss,” that is not a spelling mistake I’m just feeling a bit silly at the moment! As Saturday drew nearer my sleep pattern had totally gone to the wind and when I awoke that morning I was in no mood for going to Lancaster. At 3am Saturday morning with the wind and rain howling at my bedroom window, (yes, you got the time right), I had firmly made my mind up to tell Peter I wasn’t going. At 7pm I asked him to just let me sleep on – please! At 9.30pm I received a lovely cup of coffee and a gentle, well nearly, “C’mon, you’ll enjoy it and the fresh air will do you good.”

 

Slowly I rose, showered, dressed and breakfasted then started to put all the bits and pieces I thought I would need into a rucksack – wellies were going to be a ‘must’ after Peter had told me how muddy the fields were on Thursday’s Wrinkly Run. It was a very quiet trip over to Lancaster as I hadn’t quite woken up and I wasn’t sure I had done the right thing in agreeing to come! 

On arrival Peter dropped me off near the club house while he went to park the car. Dave and Keith came up and Dave thanked me for coming. That did make me feel better. In the club house we met up with Pete, Maria, Chris Moss and his son. A welcome cup of coffee was provided.

Eventually the ‘lady in charge of marshals’, (sorry I didn’t get your name), arrived with our tabards, itinerary and route maps. Rucksack, cagoule, and bag of wellies in hand I set off after her. I felt like I was on an expedition. Quite soon it became evident that my trainers were not the appropriate footwear and Peter asked the lady to hold on whilst we changed into our wellies. That was a task and a half; being of senior years my bendability and balance is rather restricted and it was quite a juggling act getting my trainers off and my wellies on in the middle of a muddy field!!! With the help of Peter I finally managed it and off we set again.

 

Pete and Maria were given stations quite nearby but onwards and upwards we trudged, across the mud and water filled field!! Dave was the next to be position and I was beginning to think I was going to do the whole course before I got to my station! Chris and his young son were next and then, glory be, she finally found a spot for me! I was on the edge of a wooded area at the top of the field and it was where the runners would have to turn off the field and go up into this rather boggy, water filled trench!! Peter said this was one of the worse parts of a cross country course he had ever seen!

 

We had set off from the club house at 12.15 and it would be 1.50pm before the runners would use our part of the course. Peter was allotted his station, at the top of a muddy hill, but came back to join me for the wait. What had I done? The wind grew wilder and stronger, then the rain came and, just to top it all, it hailstoned!!! This was all before I had anything to do!! Another layer went on, my cagoule, then my hat and my hood. I was getting colder and colder by the minute. Passersby looked at me as if I was mad – they were right! Some of them even asked me who were the ‘maddest’, the runners or the marshals?

 

Eventually the runners came my way and my task of directing them into the wooded area commenced. At first, the entrance was quite reasonable but, as more and more runners came through it developed into a quagmire. The ladies were the first to come through, (twice), and I cheered our ladies through although I doubt if they even knew who I was. As Brian said in his report, at this point, all you could see of me were my eyes, nose and mouth! I was extremely proud of the turnout of our ladies and even more so when they passed me with grim determination on their faces.

 

Then came the lads. Now, I’ll try not to sound too sexist but, whereas the ladies just ploughed through the mud, the men tried every which way they could to avoid it! A lovely gentleman in biking gear help me stop them taking the short cuts and eventually moved a flag or two to stop them going past me and across the grass instead of up into the wood. I would have thought I wasn’t that small! I thought I was large enough to block them but, hey, if you are determined enough, even I couldn’t have stopped them. By this time too my wellies were getting quite implanted into the muddy ground and the mud tried to suck them off my feet each time I moved! I was getting colder and colder and the weather was getting worse and worse. Surprisingly enough, the sight of our runners did rather make all this ‘kind of’ worth it though. Auntie Bren in her wellies and layers, cheering them on must have put the fear of God into them.

 

There were two very pleasant spells during my vigil when Keith (Gresty) and Brian (Wilkinson), came to chat. I had to shout to Brian as he too had not recognized me though he did say he thought he recognized the raucous voice – cheek!

Brian came past for the first time and I shouted, “Is this what you meant by ‘mud’ Brian?” He lifted a hand slightly and ploughed on. At this point he hadn’t recognized me. On his second lap I shouted, “C’mon Brian, get stuck in!” (Not the wisest thing to have said in those conditions, but it got a response.  It was also very rewarding to receive a “Thank You” from Alex as I cheered him through. A real gentleman if ever there was one. Also a Lytham runner thanked me for being there. As the afternoon drew on, and the last runner was in sight, I really couldn’t feel my toes! Bless him, whoever he was, when he got to me he also thanked me for hanging on for him. It is for people like these, when all the odds are against them, yet they still soldier on, that I have the greatest respect and admiration for. True Grit!

 

I slowly gathered my flags and headed back up to meet Peter. At first, my legs just wouldn’t work then, slowly and surely, the circulation started and I crawled up the hill to the car park. There was Peter beckoning me to hurry – was he totally mad??? Dave had suggested we all meet up at The Plough at Galgate and, boy was I ready for some liquid fire!!! When we arrived we met up with Martin and the others, who were already enjoying their drinks. I don’t think Martin knew I had been on the course either. Peter agreed to treat me to lunch – this was at 4pm mind you! I did enjoy it though and the warmth of the open coal fire just did the trick.

 

All in all, looking back, you have to laugh. Well at least I tried. I must have looked a right sight as Dave’s photo above shows. How runners and marshals do this week in, week out, I do not know. I have the greatest admiration for you all, I really do and, as your Webmistress, was extremely proud of each and every one of you. I really think you have to be there to appreciate what these runners have to put up with and this day I really did. Mind you, I shall certainly be more selective the next time Peter says, “C’mon, you’ll enjoy it.” Yes John, it will be running related!!!!!

 

I have tried to get these reports and photos on the site before my computer goes back to ‘hospital’ again and hope you enjoy the read.

 

Written by: Brenda J Earnshaw

Submitted: 21st January 2007

Photographs by courtesy of Peter and Dave.