HOBBLED BY MY PAST

I have been meaning to write about the tales of my injury woes for a bit now and this weekends latest set back has pushed me to get it written. So time to depress you all with my story of suffering.

 

I never used to run anywhere other than after a football in my formative years and that is the main cause of my troubles, well that and my physically demanding job of course. I suppose slipping a disk in my back while at work many, many years ago was the very start of my feeble body’s speedy disintegration!

 

Since then pretty much every bit of my left hand side from the hip down has become ancient, frail, and painful. I suppose it makes matters worse that the mind is so willing to still run about like a young fool. Instead I just run around like an old, slow, slightly balding fool.

 

After partly recovering from the back problems, that many have said came from picking the ball out of the back of my net too often, I went on to tear my tear my Achilles tendon. Thanks to the magnificent help I received from the NHS, this is now the main cause of all my secondary injuries.

 

After doing nothing about the Achilles for a year, the doctor then injected it to ease the pain. This I have since read should never be done as it makes a rupture far more likely. Thanks doctor! Another year or so later it was decided to pop my ankle in plaster for a month, so the tendon would heal back together while fully stabilised. The Achilles felt great by the time I went for the plaster to be removed, until the nurse partly cut the plaster off and then proceeded to twist my foot out of the plaster. The Achilles immediately went again and since then has never recovered properly. Who would ever want to go private with such a good NHS in this country?

 

Since that event I have had loads of niggles with various parts of my left leg, who cares though? Pain is only the body’s way of reminding us we are still alive, so I certainly am alive and kicking, but only kicking with the good leg!

 

Shortly before I joined Wesham Road Runners I visited the doctor as I was also getting pain in the hips, his advice was to stop running. Shortly afterwards Angela and I became club members and started running in as many races as we can get time to do, life is too short to take doctors advice I think!

 

Since joining I have also had spells of referred pain from the hip and back down into my IT Band, but I take great motivation from our Chairman. When I see Dave hobbling about, then run a 10K way faster than I ever will, it makes me realise I probably am just being a hypochondriac! The old whippet doesn’t half show me up, ha!

 

I suppose you are wondering what latest body trauma caused me to type this load of “woe is me” tripe. Your not eh? Well I am going to tell you anyway.

 

On Sunday, 9th May at the Blackpool Fun Run, I only managed about a mile before I had to pull up and limp back to the start line; I was frozen by the time I got there! Fancy only wearing skimpy vest and shorts on cold Blackpool promenade! I was actually injured swerving to avoid the nugget who decided to run straight in front of me, he must be such an important person, that he has full right to the whole of the promenade!

 

The slight tear to my calf was a bit of a shock to the system, it was on my good right leg. That leg never, ever get’s injured, until now. Hopefully not a sign of things to come or I will be doing the wheelchair race before long. I did feel a bit better about things when I found out Mick Edge had pulled up and headed back to the start line even sooner than me, just goes to prove that these fun runs can be very dangerous to elite athletes like us. Maybe I should warm up properly next time I race as well though?

 

Hopefully my misery with injuries will motivate you to not listen to doctor’s dodgy advice and instead listen to your own body. It will let you know what you can and can’t do; mine is always telling me what I can’t do! Hopefully it won’t tell me that I can’t do the Freckleton Half Marathon. So I am looking forward to seeing you all running in the future,  you never know, I may even run past some of you.

 

Written by: Charles Colby

Submitted: 11th May 2010

Edited by: Brenda J Earnshaw WRR Editor